Asian girls… well, in general, we’re not an elusive group. If you don’t believe me, come to Chinatown any day of the week and you’ll see how easy it is to find us. However, when it comes to nights out, there seems to be a shortage of Asian girls in most Western bars and nightclubs. However, if for some reason you really feel the urge to pick up an Asian girl (or see an Asian girl you want to date), there are a few things that can help you on your way. First, before you leave the house, make sure your hair looks great. We love guys with great hair like a college student loves cheap drinks.
Ever wonder why Asians always have the coolest hair? It’s because we girls did it that way. Give it a special touch, or at least make it look like you put a bit of effort into styling your hair. This way, you’ll make a great impression before you even talk to her. Also, get this into your head before you go out: Asian girls don’t like being asked “Hey, do you eat weird food?” or “Wow, your English is really good!” You may think you’re being cool and funny, we just think you’re being racist and rude. Put it out of your mind as one of those “conversation starters” and opt for something like “So you moved here when you were young?” Trust me, the conversation will take you much further this way.
Now when you find the girl, here’s some advice from an expert… we as a race are not the best at handling our alcohol. Every Asian girl you see who is red in the face has probably only had 2 or 3 drinks. Because of this, the obvious solution if you really want to pick up an Asian girl for the night is to buy her drinks, drinks, and more drinks (most likely she’ll only cost you a maximum of $10 before she gets drunk). She just remembers to make them good drinks, in other words, don’t drink after drink, otherwise you will have marked yourself as a very drunk Asian girl who is throwing up in the toilets.
Many Asian girls can also be very shy (even with a few drinks) and it may take a while for them to feel comfortable with you. This isn’t a stereotype, it’s just a general observation I’ve made over the years. The best way to make her feel comfortable with you is to talk to her and make her realize that you are not some creepy stranger that her parents told her to stay away from. This goes for all girls, but it’s especially true if you’re trying to pick up an Asian girl. Last and most important: it’s probably best to go to a club where there are a lot of Asian girls to increase your chances. Think of nightclubs with names like ‘Bamboo’ or ‘Shanghai Nights’… that’s probably where we hide. Don’t worry about not having music to dance to: most Asian bars and nightclubs play a lot of hip hop and RnB, but if you’re looking for techno, you’ll probably have to go elsewhere.
So the next time you suddenly feel like meeting an Asian girl on a Friday or Saturday night, you’ll know exactly where to go and what to do… And if you don’t remember anything else, remember this: don’t try to speak any kind of language to her. Asian language, mention eating some kind of animal, or buy him mountains of tequila shots.